We definitely have to say we didn't see this one coming! You and Scarlett Johansson seemed like such a great couple, and it's sad that you guys didn't make it. Who's to say what might happen in the future, but for now, we would like to offer our shoulder for you to cry on. Did I mention that shoulder is bare? It is.

You may recall that we offered our shoulder yesterday to Zac Efron after we heard the news of his split with Vanessa Hudgens. (Zac, if you're reading, we're not rescinding that offer.) Thankfully for both of you, we have two really strong shoulders. But not too strong. Not like, manly shoulders.

But you know who does have manly shoulders? You, Ryan Reynolds. Your shoulders are quite manly. As are your arms and your legs and your torso. Pretty much everything, all the way down to your feet. Totally manly feet. (You can't get these kind of compliments just anywhere.)

Listen, we know the transition from married Ryan to single Ryan might be a tough one to imagine, especially after two years of marriage. So to help you picture this transition, I created this adorable photo of you and I at a cool party with Jon Hamm, someone I hope is your friend. Besides your oddly shaped heads, look how much fun we're having! Like, this could be your life, Ryan!

Hang in there, Ry Guy, and by "hang in there," I mean "text me." I can help you with your healing process.

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